She's at it again. That butter-glazed bitch from the South has her own food company! You need to be warned! Be vigilant! Celebrity worship is truly the Fast Lane To Damnation.
Click here for a link to a Huffingtonpost.com article to read all about Paula's "Finishing Butter", Tortilla Chips, and Chocolates.
I wish I was effing making this up.
For you, I have traveled to hell and back (Paula's website) to bring the details to light of "Finishing Butter" a la Paula. This quote directly from Pauladeen.com:
I’ll also be sharing with y’all my new grilling finishing butters that lets us all cook with butter as a “finishing” ingredient, using my favorite taste of butter in moderation. My grilling butter is amazing on steak, fish, shrimp or shellfish, its great on potatoes or pasta – it goes with everything. I also am makin’ other great varieties, of butter including Citrus Zest Butter, Lemon Dill Butter, European-Style Butter, and Garden Herb Butter, all available in Walmart stores across the country.
I am gagging as I type this. Thank God I will never be exposed to this corrupt, money-grubbing Butter Bitch and her ridiculous foods - because I will never enter a Walmart store.
Let's break down the quote from the Deen of Dairy:
1. Anyone else tired of the "Y'all" thing? There is no reason for her to remind us in print of her Southern heritage. We know, Paula. Okay? We know.
2. Butter as a "finishing ingredient" is freaking genius Paula. You mean like finishing salt? Or a drizzle of vinegar? A sauce is a nice finishing ingredient. Oh wait! You mean BUTTER.
3. It goes with everything. That's a great way to round out a meal. Butter on everything.
4. You are "makin'" other great varieties of butter? Geez Paula! You're not makin' - you're selling! Note the damn "g" on the end of the word? You're welcome.
5. Fucking Walmart? Are you kidding? If it was a real culinary weapon in my kitchen arsenal it would be in a real grocery chain.
You want to know what the real problem is with this crap? Not Paula making more money.
Paula! You have a cooking show! Teach people how to make compound butter on your show! Here is a link to a tilapia recipe I posted with a simple compound butter. It's not hard Paula. Even you could teach this. And you would not have to sell processed foods to your loyal fans.
Instead you post recipes for fish (good for you Paula! fish!) that include reduced sauces containing heavy cream PLUS your goddamn butter. Your recipes suck.
Click here for a link to a Huffingtonpost.com article to read all about Paula's "Finishing Butter", Tortilla Chips, and Chocolates.
I wish I was effing making this up.
For you, I have traveled to hell and back (Paula's website) to bring the details to light of "Finishing Butter" a la Paula. This quote directly from Pauladeen.com:
I’ll also be sharing with y’all my new grilling finishing butters that lets us all cook with butter as a “finishing” ingredient, using my favorite taste of butter in moderation. My grilling butter is amazing on steak, fish, shrimp or shellfish, its great on potatoes or pasta – it goes with everything. I also am makin’ other great varieties, of butter including Citrus Zest Butter, Lemon Dill Butter, European-Style Butter, and Garden Herb Butter, all available in Walmart stores across the country.
I am gagging as I type this. Thank God I will never be exposed to this corrupt, money-grubbing Butter Bitch and her ridiculous foods - because I will never enter a Walmart store.
Let's break down the quote from the Deen of Dairy:
1. Anyone else tired of the "Y'all" thing? There is no reason for her to remind us in print of her Southern heritage. We know, Paula. Okay? We know.
2. Butter as a "finishing ingredient" is freaking genius Paula. You mean like finishing salt? Or a drizzle of vinegar? A sauce is a nice finishing ingredient. Oh wait! You mean BUTTER.
3. It goes with everything. That's a great way to round out a meal. Butter on everything.
4. You are "makin'" other great varieties of butter? Geez Paula! You're not makin' - you're selling! Note the damn "g" on the end of the word? You're welcome.
5. Fucking Walmart? Are you kidding? If it was a real culinary weapon in my kitchen arsenal it would be in a real grocery chain.
You want to know what the real problem is with this crap? Not Paula making more money.
Paula! You have a cooking show! Teach people how to make compound butter on your show! Here is a link to a tilapia recipe I posted with a simple compound butter. It's not hard Paula. Even you could teach this. And you would not have to sell processed foods to your loyal fans.
Instead you post recipes for fish (good for you Paula! fish!) that include reduced sauces containing heavy cream PLUS your goddamn butter. Your recipes suck.
