Showing posts with label shrimp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shrimp. Show all posts

Sunday, May 6, 2012

We're Being Invaded

Giant Asian shrimp are being found on our shores! Photo1    WE NEED BUTTER.  LOTS OF BUTTER!
Before any real panic sets in, we here at Chicks Dig Oceanographers Who Cook are going to calm your fears.  If the delicate ecosystem cannot sustain giant shrimp, bring them my way.  I know what to do with those  bad crustaceans.  Two movie references already?


The real concern is the giant shrimp are voracious eaters and are feeding on smaller shrimp (yeah, weird...they eat their own kind) and they are upsetting the delicate balance of our ecosystem.

Hmm... the giant shrimp are eating the small ones.  So?  You ever try peeling two dozen little things and dipping them in cocktail sauce?  What a pain in the ass.  Peel one giant one and munch that.  It's called efficiency baby.


Secondly, the balance of the native ecosystem?  Maybe we are witnessing an evolution of sorts.  Or perhaps like other species (Man for example), these yummy water-dwellers have been desperately trying to reach the Land of Opportunity!  America the Beautiful!  The NOAA website has the report on the science of this invasion.


I say, bring 'em on!  What else are the scientists freaking out about?


Freaky fish Armored Catfish.  Yeah, I'd eat that.  His armor is no match for my Weber Grill!
Freaky fish Northern Snakehead.  That bastard deserves to be eaten.  Clearly this guy is full of attitude - yup get my skillet.
Freaky fish  This thing has already been eaten and got pooped out.


   (all photos from http://news.yahoo.com/photos/freaky-fish-fuel-nightmares-slideshow/increase-massive-shrimp-discovered-gulf-photo-115900485.html.)


How about a recipe?  I'm here for you, sir.  We are going to need a sauce for the aqua-invaders. Everybody has a shrimp recipe...  Let's do fish.  Doug, why not shrimp?  Because I already have a fish picture and not a shrimp one, okay?



Salmon with lemon dill sauce.

1/2 Cup sour cream
2 teaspoons dill weed
juice from 1/4 lemon
salt and pepper to taste
salmon 

Mix the sour cream, dill, and lemon juice in a bowl and add salt and pepper to taste.  Both you and the sauce should chill for a while.

Brush olive oil on the salmon and season with salt and pepper.  Heat skillet over medium-high heat and sear salmon, skin side up for 3-4 minutes.  Carefully flip to skin side down and turn the heat down to medium to finish cooking.  Watch the sides to check for desired doneness.  I don't like salmon cooked to well-done.  When mine is medium-rare I turn the heat off and cover for five minutes.  

Top with yummy sauce.

Monday, October 24, 2011

Dinner In A Bowl

IT'S DINNER!  IN A BOWL!

Nothing will take you back to your childhood (or happy altered-state college days) like eating a meal out of a bowl.  You can't help but smile a little thinking about being the first one to open up a new box of Fruity Pebbles and pouring that nice cold milk over those rainbow colored crispy bits of happiness.  It is amazing however that kids these days have NO FREAKIN' IDEA who the Flintstones are - and yet they sell the crap outta that cereal.

Other GRRREAT!!!(pardon my Tony the Tiger) things come in bowls: ice-cream, chicken noodle soup,and chili just to name a few.  Let's turn it up to 11 here and have Dinner In A Bowl!

One of the ideas we like at home is the burrito in a bowl concept which I BORROWED from a restaurant chain that rhymes with Chip-Oh-Tlay.  But, check this out, you can change up the flavors and make it Mediterranean or Italian or Whateverian.

So typically you will have a starch like rice - well change it up amigo!  Change it up!  (But Doug, change is hard...)  Yeah, I know, change is hard - dollar bills are soft.  Which one do you like?  Uh huh, thought so.

Burrito = rice, beans, meat, cheese, onions, etc.

Dinner in a bowl turned up to 11 = tater tots, grilled steak, blue cheese and red wine, mushrooms sauce.

Or how about couscous, shrimp, cucumber, tomatoes, with dill and white wine-dijon dressing.

I am so doing this!!  And I am serving it to friends and they are going to love it and you will too!  (Shit Doug, calm down now...)  pant, pant, pant... okay Dude, sorry...  calming down.

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