Wednesday, June 27, 2012

5 Things I Hate About Paula Deen

Sorry, Y'All!  I jest cain't help it...  The woman drives me nuts.  The Southern cooking show queen turned diabetic, Paula Deen was quoted, "I think a few people who have access to a TV camera and ink wanted to hate on me for coming down with something.  But I so don't worry about it."  Well good for you Paula.  Don't give a thought to my 5 Things I Hate About Paula Deen list either.

  1. Stupid Fake Smile  - check this out...
She tips her head left, she tips her head right.  Same over-the-top, look-at-me, I'm Paul Deen cheese.

1. The Lady's Brunch Burger
Burger with donuts!
     2.  Ridiculous Food - She claims to cook Southern-style comfort food.  Paula, plumping up your butt for ease in sitting on hard chairs is not what they mean by comfort food.  Everyone has heard by now of the insane episode where she makes a burger with egg, bacon, and uses glazed donuts instead of buns ... or how about the Deep Fried Cheesecake episode http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42oUVwyFsZI  with 1/4 cup sugar, 24 ounces cream cheese, 1 more cup sugar, white chocolate, semisweet chocolate, powdered sugar, chocolate sauce and whipped cream, oh and eggs.  Shit.

3.  Selling diabetes medications.  Well all the celebrities are doin' it y'all.  That's like a pusher giving kids heroin so he can sell them more later.  Hey Bitch.  Cashing those checks from Novo Nordisk aren't ya?  http://www.novonordisk.com/  (Full disclosure - I'm a doctor and I see diabetics everyday and the consequences.  This is a tough disease and these companies are saving lives.  But medication without lifestyle changes are a drain on the healthcare system.)

4.  New diet in People magazine.  After getting fat and happy (literally) pushing stupid insane "Comfort Food" Y'all while hiding her diabetic condition - NOW she figures out that her plate should have a whole lot more vegetables and fish on it.

5.  ANOTHER celebration of the latest celebrity to get clean or lean!  Hooray!  Where are the celebrations for those individuals who stay clean or lean all along?  "Oh, Paula Deen lost 30 pounds by eating healthy!  Wow!  Isn't that great?  Maybe I can do it too!"  Well some of us don't have 30 pounds to lose so you can shower us with admiration.  You know why?  Because we never ate four cups of sugar with a pound of melted butter chaser in one sitting.  Like the prodigal son we are supposed to welcome Paula into the fold of the healthy and celebrate her finding the light (meals) blah blah blah.

Do yourself a favor, click on a fish recipe on my page or any page anywhere on the internet and find something you like about it.

Meanwhile Paula Deen will continue to cash checks from endorsement deals for everything from ham and cream cheese to diabetes medication and smiles her smarmy-fake smile for People magazine.  What a bunch of deep-fried baloney.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

These are all unreasonable reasons to dislike her.

So she has recipes for delicious snacks and bakeries. That's great, you aren't forced to eat them.

She advocates eating healthy, which is also good. She doesn't say "Stuff your mouth with these treats 24/7" and instead is helping in the fight against diabetes and weight problems.

She may not be a skeleton showing fashion model, and that's okay too.

All this irrational hate against her is immoral and wrong.

Would you rather her push people to over eat, not help in the fight against diabetes or obesity, and just get herself fatter and fatter without ever trying to lose weight? Would you really rather see her as a 750lb cook?

As I said, people are being way too irrational against her.

Unknown said...

Wish I could edit my last post, I know this page is a year old but I have to get this out somewhere.

Yes, she has recipes for really unhealthy things you can make. It's up to those making the treats whether or not to eat them hourly or sparingly. Do not blame her for your or others' negligent eating habbits. It is up to the individual if they want to eat something unhealthy.

If you want to get mad at her for offering ideas for unhealthy food, you need to start complaining about the myriad of mega businesses like dairy queen, dave and busters, five guys, dunken donuts, etc, etc, that also offer unhealthy food. It's a choice, people are not being forced to eat unhealthy all the time.

There is nothing wrong with a delicious snack from time to time, at all. Are you really going to be mad at her for giving people options? Blame should be placed on the fatties of the country that don't think to eat more healthy more often, or at least exercise from time to time.

I could ramble on about this, she's a very nice woman that is trying to do everything she can but you ignorant people can't see past asinine issues against her.