Earlier this month, Cook County Sheriffs arrested 43 year old Dewayne Yarbrough for misdemeanor charge of possession of a dangerous animal. Seems five years ago he purchased an alligator and has been raising it in his suburban home ever since. He was asked why an alligator and replied, "because chicks dig it".
Dude...
Let's clear one thing up.
I don't know of any chick who would dig a guy just because he keeps an alligator in his house. How many chicks would dig a guy with one hand missing - knowing that his pet ate his hand? See, I think of all the things that could possibly impress a woman, reckless endangerment of limbs and appendages would be at the bottom of the list.
By the way, the alligator was fed 10 live mice per week. Yeah, I doubt the chicks are going to be digging the mice either. Is she really going to feel happy and safe and content being in the same house as rodents and reptiles?
She wants a thrill? Take her driving on the Dan Ryan with a 15 year-old behind the wheel on a learner's permit.
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